Shorty was/is a guy who worked at Weston's Bakery who was a strange duck. One day I was sitting in the lunchroom when Shorty spontaneously let everyone know that "the best place to have sex with a hooker and not get caught by the police downtown is by Cameron High School behind the dumpsters". I'm not sure how handy that will come in for anybody, but I found it funny.
If anyone else knows/knew Shorty and has any stories, please add them.
