This is a handy step-by-step guide for all people getting ready to make the move.
- Live within walking distance of UNT. Even if you don't go to school there, everything cool in Denton happens there, and since you'll probably be "impaired" during the entirety your tenure, being able to walk is a must.
- Start eating Corn-Kits. Get your system ready.
- Learn all about cockroaches. Understand that they are trainable and can be excellent home defense systems, particularly if you live in or near cement city.
- Never live in those apartments on Scripture drive. You know the ones.
- Find someone with a car who can help you locate the best happy hours in town. Be prepared to spend $5 on beers for all the wings and smokies you can handle!
- Plan on bringing your own furniture, but don't spend too much...
