Mock Letters To The Editor:

Let's have some fun here... please add your own. Maybe even send them into the N&O. Maybe they will publish some of them.


 

Dear ExWife,
I know that when we got divorced I agreed to pay you
alimony and child support for the next 20 years but
since then, I have met a really nice lady and I need
that money. So I'm going to just stop paying you.
That be Ok? 

Love,
ExHubby


Dear ExHubby,
You were instructed to pay me that money by a duly
appointed judge of the State of NC. Do you think that
you can just decide to not pay me as you were directed?
Who do you think you are... The NC Legislature?
I'll see you in court!

Love,
ExWife